Good site. Thank you. Reading these at 2am makes me feel less alone ❤️
Confessions
Why are there still people who believe the earth is flat?
I am in love with my best friend and I've decided I'm going to tell her on Friday. Wish me luck 🙏
I re-gifted my sister's present back to her by accident. She hasn't noticed. Yet.
I tell everyone I quit smoking a year ago. I didn't. I just got really good at hiding it. I want to stop for real this time.
I still sleep with the stuffed rabbit I had when I was five. I'm 34. His name is Captain and he has seen things.
I quit my job today. Nobody knows yet, not even my parents. For the first time in years I'm not scared of Monday.
Every time someone sends me a link I assume it's this one. I'm usually right 👀

I water my neighbour's plants while they're on holiday and I talk to them. The plants, not the neighbours. They're better listeners.
I've been pretending to understand jazz for six years because I said I loved it on a first date. We're married now. I still don't get it 🎷